Various & Sundry Stuff

How 'bout dem Tigers?! 100+ yards of penalties (some deserved, some not) and LSU still beat Alabama! My BIL wore a T-shirt to the game that said "Will Rogers never met Nick Saban." :-)

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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and told the woman behind the counter, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "

"There are really only four types of bras from which to choose." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... "

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

:-D